The Long View

Caden, studying for end of semester Blue Books:

Mom, because these grades will go on my transcript now, if I don't do well, I won't get into college. And if I don't get into college, I won't get a good job. I'll have to work at McDonalds. No one will marry someone who works at McDonalds, and I'll live in your basement forever.

A little like 'If you give a mouse a cookie' - depressing version!

More Kaisms

Mom, you're tall and sweet.

Caden, you're adorable.

Mom, I want baby Jesus for Christmas.
-Okay buddy, that is wonderful, but you already get baby Jesus! What toys do you want?
Baby Jesus.

Mom, I want a Dude Song. Can we listen to a Dude song? (meaning he doesn't want to listen to a girl singing).

Jumping from carpet to furniture, to stool - mom, I have to stay out of the hot lama!