Thursday, December 13, 2018

The Long View

Caden, studying for end of semester Blue Books:

Mom, because these grades will go on my transcript now, if I don't do well, I won't get into college. And if I don't get into college, I won't get a good job. I'll have to work at McDonalds. No one will marry someone who works at McDonalds, and I'll live in your basement forever.

A little like 'If you give a mouse a cookie' - depressing version!